MOOGOO NATURAL COW LICK LIP BALM

This was a deeply confusing product for me at first – a lip balm, packaged in a tiny milk container, called Moogoo, with no cow or dairy products included. I was also unsure why a cow lick was part of the selling point – likely a first for a cosmetic product, but by no means guaranteed. Interestingly, it did say on the packet that it was edible. Curious? I sure was, and what happened next blew my tiny little chimp-sized brain: it tasted exactly like the jelly beans you buy at a chemist when you’re too cheap to buy good jelly beans from a normal store (or potentially, you’re diabetic). That was enough to not only convince me it’s a good lip balm, but also that it has some kind of holistic power. It was also the point when I discovered some kind of weird, deep-seated nostalgia for those jelly beans and was left with no other option but to eat the entire stick. Yum yum!