HURRAW! CHOCOLATE LIP BALM

This lip balm should come with a creep warning, because it’s impossible not to walk around all day licking your chops in a lascivious manner. But it’s worth it for this level of moisturising goodness. If you’re thinking this will taste like Cadbury, you’ll be disappointed, but for folks with chia seeds between their teeth, this is the kind of chocolate you’re familiar with: a high cacao count, a coconutty scent and not too sweet. A benefit of the natural Hurraw! balm is the amount of product you get in the stick. When you wind it all the way out, as I like to do (live on the edge, man), you’ll see there’s no skimping. If you find the vaguely faecal appearance disconcerting, don’t worry – it shows up on your lips as a light, neutral gloss, so you won’t be bringing back the ’90s any time soon. Unless you want to, in which case, dust off that old Red Earth lippy and a floral mini.