Tough love

Sometimes, when you care about someone, you need to enlighten them with some harsh truths so they can stop carrying on like a pork chop and get on with their day. To make that exchange a little less awkward, the good people at Retrograde Supply Co. have stitched up a neat patch that tells it how it is – so you don’t have to. Huzzah! Nab one from retrogradesupplyco.com for around $13.