Fraser Coast Chronicle - - YOUR SAY -

● I couldn’t fig­ure out why the base­ball kept get­ting larger. Then it hit me.

● The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tor­nado.

He de­clared, “Tonto, we’re not in can­vas any­more”.

● Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream? A: Sun­dae School.

● Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a bal­loon?

A: Be­cause she’ll let it go.

● Q: Why did King Kong climb the Em­pire State Build­ing?

A: He couldn’t fit in the el­e­va­tor.

● Q: Why did the run­ner stop lis­ten­ing to mu­sic?

A: Be­cause she broke too many records.

● Q: Why didn’t the sailors play cards? A: Be­cause the cap­tain was on the deck.

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