JOKE OF THE DAY
● I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
● The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado.
He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore”.
● Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream? A: Sundae School.
● Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll let it go.
● Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn’t fit in the elevator.
● Q: Why did the runner stop listening to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.
● Q: Why didn’t the sailors play cards? A: Because the captain was on the deck.