Fraser Coast Chronicle - - OPINION -

● A PO­LICE of­fi­cer stops a driver and says: “Your tail light is bro­ken, your tyres must be ex­changed and your bumper hangs half­way down. That will be $300.”

The driver replies: “Al­right, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”

● Q: Why did the physics teacher break up with the bi­ol­ogy teacher?

A: There was no chem­istry.

● Q: Why do the French like to eat snails so much?

A: They can’t stand fast food.

● Hus­band: “Oh the weather is lovely to­day. Shall we go out for a quick jog?”

Wife: “Haha, I love the way you pro­nounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake?”

● Who­ever in­vented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

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