Fraser Coast Chronicle - - OPINION -

● Q: Why was the baby straw­berry cry­ing?

A: Be­cause his mum and dad were in a jam.

● Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Law­suits.

● Q: What did the tree say to the wind?

A: Leaf me alone.

● Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.”

● Q: What do they call cans in Mex­ico?

A: Mexi-cans.

● Q: Why did the scare­crow win an award?

A: Be­cause he was out-stand­ing in his field.

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