JOKE OF THE DAY
● Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mum and dad were in a jam.
● Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits.
● Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone.
● Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.”
● Q: What do they call cans in Mexico?
● Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.