JOKE OF THE DAY
● A man called his child’s doctor, “Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?”
The doctor replied, “Until I can come over, write with another pen.”
● A mother and a son come home from the grocery store.
The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mother asks him why.
The boy says, “You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal.”
● Three brothers wanted to give their blind mother a birthday gift.
The first got her a big beautiful house.
The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver.
The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company.
When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best.
She said they were all great, but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.