JOKE OF THE DAY

Fraser Coast Chronicle - - YOUR SAY -

● Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and an­other two cats and an­other two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, lis­ten care­fully... If I gave you two cats, and an­other two cats and an­other two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you dif­fer­ently. If I gave you two ap­ples, and an­other two ap­ples and an­other two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and an­other two cats and an­other two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Johnny, where do you get seven from?”

Johnny: “I’ve al­ready got a cat.”

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