JOKE OF THE DAY
● Q: What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?
A: You suffer from pickled hearing!
● Q: What do you call the pickle that got run over on the highway?
A: Road dill.
● Q: What is the baby cuke’s favourite TV network?
● Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? A: Keeps everyone away.
● Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
● Q: What is a cat’s favourite colour?
● Q: Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.