Fraser Coast Chronicle - - OPINION YOUR SAY -

● Q: What hap­pens when you get some vine­gar in your ear?

A: You suf­fer from pick­led hear­ing!

● Q: What do you call the pickle that got run over on the high­way?

A: Road dill.

● Q: What is the baby cuke’s favourite TV net­work?

A: Pick­leodeon.

● Q: If an ap­ple a day keeps the doc­tor away, what does an onion do? A: Keeps ev­ery­one away.

● Q: What did the green grape say to the pur­ple grape?

A: Breathe! Breathe!

● Q: What is a cat’s favourite colour?

A: Pur­rrple!

● Q: Why do or­anges wear sun­tan lo­tion?

A: Be­cause they peel.

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