JOKE OF THE DAY
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly, opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite, so she left him.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly, opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite, so she left him.