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A man we stan

1 He’s a tal­ented af song­writer We don’t make the facts, we just re­port them – and Louis is one of the great­est song­writ­ers of all time. ‘Home’, ‘Strong’, ‘Fire­proof’,

‘Alive’, ‘Love You Good­bye’, ‘No Con­trol’, ‘Miss You’, and all his solo mas­ter­pieces are the type of songs that clear your skin, im­prove your grades and give you glossy hair.

2 His ac­cent and voice

Breath­tak­ing. Spec­tac­u­lar. Magnicent. Won­drous. Sensational. Won­der­ful. Bril­liant. Un­like any­thing on this earth. Louis’ thick ac­cent is one of the great won­ders of the world. Even when we can’t Tuite gure out what he’s say­ing, it doesn’t mat­ter, we trust it. As for his singing voice, hon­est to God we can­not put into words how we feel. It’s like edgy, but sweet. It’s like a rich cho­co­late cake, with a re­ally good straw­berry lling. Just per­fect.

3 An ass that in­spires mil­lions

Kar­dashi­ans who? You couldn’t pos­si­bly have a piece on Louis that doesn’t men­tion his fa­mous butt. Zayn may have left the band, but you know what doesn’t quit? Louis’ ass. It’s a lit­tle known fact the peach emoji was in­spired by Louis’ be­hind. The world knows it, you know it, and he knows it.

4 His face

When­ever life gets tough or if you just need a bit of en­light­en­ment in your day, look at a pic­ture of Louis. Next to the Hope Di­a­mond, Louis’ aqua blue eyes are the “what you or­dered” vs “what came” in that equa­tion. His cheek­bones have us quak­ing, and his smile melts the cold­est of hearts.

5 He hearts his fans

Louis’ con­nec­tion with his fans is not your typ­i­cal re­la­tion­ship. No mat­ter mat­ter what drama is hap­pen­ing in the me­dia, Louis al­ways sides with his fans and that's what makes him beau­ti­ful sides with his fans and that’s what makes him beau­ti­ful.

6 Char­i­ta­ble an­gel

Last Christ­mas Louis bought presents for hun­dreds of chil­dren from strug­gling fam­i­lies. In Jan­uary, he paid a young fan’s $10k med­i­cal bill. A few years ago, he or­gan­ised a char­ity ball for young cancer pa­tients and raised over $7 mil­lion!

7 Doesn’t take any­one’s s**t

Since day one, Louis was the sassy glue that kept 1D to­gether. He’s that friend who will al­ways have your back and doesn’t care what any­one thinks. One time Jake Bugg called One Di­rec­tion ter­ri­ble, so Louis came at him with a come­back so scorch­ing, Jake had to go into hid­ing. Don’t @ him. Ash Lon­don, Naughty Boy, Zayn, The Wanted and loads of oth­ers have learnt their les­son.

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