How do we love thee, let us count the ways…
A man we stan
1 He’s a talented af songwriter We don’t make the facts, we just report them – and Louis is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. ‘Home’, ‘Strong’, ‘Fireproof’,
‘Alive’, ‘Love You Goodbye’, ‘No Control’, ‘Miss You’, and all his solo masterpieces are the type of songs that clear your skin, improve your grades and give you glossy hair.
2 His accent and voice
Breathtaking. Spectacular. Magnicent. Wondrous. Sensational. Wonderful. Brilliant. Unlike anything on this earth. Louis’ thick accent is one of the great wonders of the world. Even when we can’t Tuite gure out what he’s saying, it doesn’t matter, we trust it. As for his singing voice, honest to God we cannot put into words how we feel. It’s like edgy, but sweet. It’s like a rich chocolate cake, with a really good strawberry lling. Just perfect.
3 An ass that inspires millions
Kardashians who? You couldn’t possibly have a piece on Louis that doesn’t mention his famous butt. Zayn may have left the band, but you know what doesn’t quit? Louis’ ass. It’s a little known fact the peach emoji was inspired by Louis’ behind. The world knows it, you know it, and he knows it.
4 His face
Whenever life gets tough or if you just need a bit of enlightenment in your day, look at a picture of Louis. Next to the Hope Diamond, Louis’ aqua blue eyes are the “what you ordered” vs “what came” in that equation. His cheekbones have us quaking, and his smile melts the coldest of hearts.
5 He hearts his fans
Louis’ connection with his fans is not your typical relationship. No matter matter what drama is happening in the media, Louis always sides with his fans and that's what makes him beautiful sides with his fans and that’s what makes him beautiful.
6 Charitable angel
Last Christmas Louis bought presents for hundreds of children from struggling families. In January, he paid a young fan’s $10k medical bill. A few years ago, he organised a charity ball for young cancer patients and raised over $7 million!
7 Doesn’t take anyone’s s**t
Since day one, Louis was the sassy glue that kept 1D together. He’s that friend who will always have your back and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. One time Jake Bugg called One Direction terrible, so Louis came at him with a comeback so scorching, Jake had to go into hiding. Don’t @ him. Ash London, Naughty Boy, Zayn, The Wanted and loads of others have learnt their lesson.