Horrendous. Horrific. Hilarious.
Prepare to cringe!
Feeling a bit sweaty the other day in class, I decided to take off my jumper as I was wearing a singlet underneath. I didn’t know it, but my singlet got stuck to my jumper and everyone saw my orange bra. I didn’t know till everyone was laughing and it was halfway over my head! Even worse, my teacher yelled at everyone in the back to stop laughing at me, which made everyone in the front of the room turn around to look!
The wrong guy
Running into a group of friends the other night at the movies, I chatted while my boyfriend got into line to buy some popcorn.
A few minutes later, I felt him come back and out of habit slid my hand into his. All my friends burst out laughing. Turning to see what was wrong, I realised this wasn’t my boyfriend at all, but a complete (and cute!) stranger. I was still holding his hand when my boyfriend came back and was just glaring at me. I had some explaining to do!
Crash and burn
My best friend just got her P-plates, so we decided to go pick up some shakes from McDonald’s. But as we drove into the carpark, we got distracted checking out a cute young cop – and crashed into a parked car! We were even more mortified when we realised it was the police car. So, we got to talk to the cutie, but not in the way we hoped. He gave us a lecture on how driving was a big responsibility and maybe we weren’t mature enough to handle it. Then he called our parents and we had to wait in the gutter till they arrived.
Pushing the friendship
The other day we were learning CPR, and my best friend and I had to get up in front of the class to give a demonstration. I was laying on the ground and my friend was doing compressions on my chest – and she pushed so hard, I let out a massive fart. Everyone laughed, including my crush. Argh!
Driving back from holiday, I was busting to go to the toilet but it was all freeway till the next town. I complained so much, Dad ended up pulling down this deserted gravel road. I found a bush and pulled down my undies, since I was wearing a skirt. Suddenly, a ute with two cute guys pops up over a sand dune. Mortified, I got up to run, but tripped over my undies around my ankles. We’d pulled over on a popular 4WD track. SO humiliating!
High school musical
On the night of my last performance of the lead in my high school musical, I took to the stage despite being in bed sick all day. I was determined it was going to be the best show yet, as all my friends were there and my crush was in the front row. I was feeling OK, until the first song when I got really queasy. Next thing I vommed all over the stage. I really hope it didn’t splash on my crush! I’m too embarrassed to even face him now.
Lost in translation
I was an exchange student living in Paris, but didn’t really speak much French. My host sister took me to a party with a group of her friends. I don’t know how, but I got locked in the bathroom and I couldn’t understand enough to follow the instructions that were being yelled at me through the door. They ended up having to bust the lock on the door to get me out. I ended up being known as ‘toilet girl’ the rest of my trip.
Fake tan fail
Feeling a bit pale over winter, I got my first spray tan. I didn’t really think about my underwear, but it turned out I was wearing a lacy pair. The tan seeped through and left the lace design imprinted on my hips! Worst of all, I had swim practice the next day so there was no way to hide it. I may have to quit the swim team.