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A TOFF Amer­i­can busi­ness ty­coon had just ar­rived at a Mel­bourne ho­tel.

“I am a man of very few words,” he told the Aussie porter, “if I beckon with my fin­ger that means come.”

The un­ruf­fled porter replied: “I’m a man of very few words my­self. If I shake my head, that means I ain’t com­ing.” TR­ISH FROM MORDIALLOC

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