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G’day,

A bloke I know was re­cently on hol­i­day in Scot­land with his wife. They had hired a car and were hav­ing a great time driv­ing around the coun­try­side vis­it­ing the ru­ins of old cas­tles, pic­turesque lochs and quaint lit­tle vil­lages. One day they en­coun­tered some car trou­ble, so pulled into a garage in an iso­lated north­ern vil­lage. The bloke wan­dered in and said to the man in charge, ‘‘Are you a me­chanic?’’

‘‘No, no, no,’’ replied the man. ‘‘I’m a McTav­ish.’’

Hooroo!!!

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