Kyabram Free Press

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A woman is busy getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

The voice on the other end of the phone says, ‘‘This is the Head Master at the Secondary College speaking. I’m calling about your son, Tommy. He has been caught at school telling unbelievab­le lies.’’

‘‘I’ll say he has,’’ replied the woman. ‘‘I don’t even have a son.’’


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