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Paddy was returning home after a trip overseas. As he came through customs, he was carrying two large sacks over his shoulders. The customs officer asked him what was in the sacks and Paddy replied, ‘'Mobile phones.” The customs officer didn't believe him and asked to be shown. Paddy opened up the sacks and sure enough, they were filled with hundreds of mobile phones.

“What are you going to do with all these phones?” questioned the officer.

Paddy replied, ‘'Oh. They are not for me. My friend, who is a music teacher, knew I was going overseas and asked me to bring back a couple of saxophones. I'm sure he's going to be pleased when he sees all these.”


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