SQUARE DINKUM

G’day.

When the menswear store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his assistant’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the assistant had some good news for him.

‘’Guess what, sir,’’ said the assistant. ‘’I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we’ve had here for so long.’’

‘’Wow,’’ said the manager. ‘’Do you mean that repulsive pink and turquoise, double breasted thing with the satin collar?’’ ‘’That’s the one,’’ beamed the assistant. ‘’That’s great,’’ insisted the manager. ‘’I thought we’d never get rid of that terrible thing. Had to be the ugliest suit we’ve ever had in this store. But, tell me, why is your hand bandaged?’’

‘’Oh,’’ replied the assistant. ‘’After I sold the bloke that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.’’

Hooroo!