SQUARE DINKUM

G’day

Two police officers radioed in to their senior sergeant back at the station, ‘‘Sarge, we’ve got a real case here. It seems a woman has shot her husband because he walked across the floor she had just mopped.’’

‘’Well,’’ responded the sergeant, ‘‘have you arrested the woman?’’

‘’No, not yet Sarge,’’ replied the officers, ‘‘the floor is still wet.’’

Hooroo!