The COTTAGECORE STARTER KIT
economics class where I accidently sewed both ends of my pillowcase together and failed the assessment. I gave up on my sweater in a blaze of swear words and posted a plea for help on TikTok. Someone commented “fyp.” Feel your pain.
With my balls of wool discarded in the corner, I ended my week by taking a “What Per Cent Cottagecore Are You?” Buzzfeed quiz. Somehow, despite being a failed knitter, I scored a perfect 100 per cent. “You are meant for cottagecore and cottagecore is meant for you. You most definitely have an interest in gardens, sheep, picnics, or flowers. You’ve probably dreamed of living in a cottage in the middle of nowhere,” the quiz confirmed. Look out, Taylor, there’s a new Cottagecore Queen in town (sans a knitted sweater).
Reflecting on the cottagecore week that was, my lasting memory is of walking through the paddocks at Springfield Farm from my cabin to the fire pit at dusk. The cool Southern Highlands wind kissed my cheeks as I inhaled the fresh country air and took in the burnt orange sunset on the horizon. The cows watched me as I walked along their fence line. “Lucky bastards,” I thought, shaking my head with envy at their picturesque home and carefree lives.
Later, I kicked myself for leaving my phone in my cabin and missing out on a ripper sunset shot for my six TikTok followers. I couldn’t help but wonder (in my Carrie Bradshaw voiced monologue), if a cottagecore moment happens in the woods and no-one posts about it on TikTok, did it really happen at all?
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