Have a laugh

McIvor Times - - NEWS -

A woman vis­ited a pet shop and spot­ted a beau­ti­ful par­rot for sale for $50. “Why so cheap?” she asked the owner. The owner said: “Look, I need to let you know, this bird lived in a house of ill-re­pute and some­times says some pretty vul­gar stuff.” The woman thought about this but de­cided to buy the bird any­way. She took it home and waited for it to say some­thing. The bird looked around the liv­ing room and then at her and said: “New house, new madam.” The woman was a bit taken aback at the im­pli­ca­tion but thought, “That’s not re­ally so bad.” When her two teenage daugh­ters came home from school the bird saw them and said: “New house, new madam, new girls.” The girls and the woman were a bit of­fended by this, but laughed it off, know­ing where the par­rot had been raised. Mo­ments later, the woman’s hus­band came home from work. The bird looked at him and said: “Hi Keith!”

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