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Seen in the clas­si­fieds: “Free in­door duck. Comes with di­a­pers, car­rier. 6 weeks old. Love­dogs406.”

Also seen in the clas­si­fieds:“For sale — His & Hers deluxe twin cof­fin set, slightly used but comes with pine tree air fresh­ener, $300.”

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