McIvor Times

Have a laugh


A six-year-old boy told his father that he and little Mary next door were going to get married. “But where will you live?” asked the father. The boy told him that he and Mary had talked it over and they had decided they would live in the tree house in the backyard. “Hmmm … right, and how will you get money to buy food?” the father asked. The boy replied that he and Mary had discussed this matter and had concluded that if they pooled their allowances, they would have enough money for food. “Okay, then, but what are you going to do if you have children?” the father asked him. “Oh, that’s easy,” the boy replied. “Mary and I talked it over and we both agreed that if she lays any eggs, I’ll step on them!”

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