WINNER! THAT’S GOTTA HURT

No, that’s not a lollypop he’s chewing on!

Robert McClurg explains: “On a recent trip to Wales, my friend Aaron decided to faceplant the floor while negotiating a descent at Brechfa. When he emerged from the dirt, he’d picked up a visitor through his cheek – a 6in-long stick. A nice helicopter ride, some surgery, a few days in hospital, and he’s now looking as pretty as ever. Remember, always wear a full-face helmet!” Robert would like to remind Aaron of his promise that if his story and picture made it into print, he’d be donating any prize to him for organising his extraction o the hill!