CELEBS SAID WHAT?

THEY DID... OH YES

MUM’S THE WORD

We pity Bec Judd’s kids when they hit schoolies week age after she said she’ll go along. “I’d chaperone, I’d stay in a hotel nearby, totally,” she said. What’s the celebrity female equivalent of a Toolie? A Pradalie?

CURTAIN RAISER

Thank you Roxy Jacenko! The PR queen gave us a great new line to use the next time we overspend on shoes/bags for work. “Did I need $75,000 curtains? No, I didn’t. But guess what, you walk in this door as a prospective client, you think this girl must be good at her job!” Ok, maaaaaybe not quite a five-figure spend for us, but the theory’s the same.

ACTIVE FLAIR

Er, we’re thinking Rachael Finch might need to expand her wardrobe a little after saying, “I met my husband in activewear and I gave birth to both my children in activewear.” Now we really want to see Rachael’s wedding pics.

PARTY ON!

We’ve always known it, but it’s been confirmed that we live the EXACT OPPOSITE life to Paris Hilton. “I was the first person to ever get paid to party,” she said. “It was a lucrative business and I’ve turned it into a worldwide empire.” Our credit card-draining partying, meanwhile, turned our financial world upside down.