MERE MALE

My default answer to all my MM son’s queries about his aches and pains is: “Maybe it’s growing pains.” This pleases him as he is rather on the short side. However, when he complained of a sore neck and I piped up with my usual response, he replied: “What do you think I’m going to be when I grow up as a giraffe?”

LISA VENN, BAYVIEW, NSW.

Our kelpie, Max, might be cute but boy is he a cheeky character! DONNA VELLA, BALDRY, NSW.