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● Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of or­ange soft drink.

I guess it was just a Fanta sea.

● What is or­ange and sounds like a par­rot?

A car­rot.

● What should you do af­ter your Nin­tendo game ends in a tie?

Ask for a Wii–match.

● Have you heard about that new band called 1023 megabytes?

They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

● My com­puter sud­denly started belt­ing out Some­one Like You.

It’s a Dell.

Source: Reader’s Digest

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