● Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soft drink.
I guess it was just a Fanta sea.
● What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
● What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Ask for a Wii–match.
● Have you heard about that new band called 1023 megabytes?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
● My computer suddenly started belting out Someone Like You.
It’s a Dell.
Source: Reader’s Digest