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What hap­pens when you throw one ba­nana to two hun­gry apes?

A ba­nana split. What do you call an ape play­ing quid­ditch?

A hairy pot­ter. What's an ape’s favourite drink?

A sas-go­rilla. Where do chim­panzees keep their ba­bies? In apri­cots. What do mon­keys wear when they are cook­ing? Ape-rons. What does an ape at­tor­ney study?

The law of the jun­gle.

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