What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?
A banana split. What do you call an ape playing quidditch?
A hairy potter. What's an ape’s favourite drink?
A sas-gorilla. Where do chimpanzees keep their babies? In apricots. What do monkeys wear when they are cooking? Ape-rons. What does an ape attorney study?
The law of the jungle.