YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BALMA­HOLIC WHEN...

NW - - Star Stylist -

The bot­tom of your hand­bag is lit­tered with dif­fer­ent balms, all of which have lost their la­bels, but you can still iden­tify them as if your life de­pends on it. Ev­ery­one needs a party trick, right? You lose your mind when you for­get to bring it with you. If you’d rather be out sans phone than sans balm, we’re talk­ing to you! When pulling out last win­ter’s trusty coat, the thrill of find­ing a balm would out­weigh the joy of find­ing for­got­ten cash – and if you found $$$ you’d spend it on a fresh balm any­way. You have a balm stored in ev­ery place you fre­quent, and mis­plac­ing one starts a chain ef­fect of is­sues. Imag­ine: your desk balm is miss­ing, so you re­place it with your car balm, and now the car one has to be re­placed with the one from be­side your bed, and lit­er­ally noth­ing makes sense any­more!

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