SCOTTY T ... taking a pee!
A tipsy lil’ Scotty made a gross deposit while making a withdrawal rawal
You’re an innocent little ATM, happily dispensing notes to the world – until a Geordie Shore star comes along and uses you as a toilet. What?!
Scotty T needs an initial change to Scotty P-ee, because that’s what he thought it was a good idea to do while getting money on a drunken night out. Yes, he whipped out more than his bankcard and flashed more than his cash.
We can’t even, so let’s just say that he’s no longer number one in our books. And thank goodness he’s not number two. Heard of the blacklist, Scotty? Well, urine our yellow list now, you mucky pup. n
‘I’m a real ity show wizz ’
‘ Don’ t blam I eme was – pisse d’ ‘I’ve had a pidd acci le dent ’
Nothing stops Scotty when he’s in full flow