THE 10 YE-MMANDMENTS

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1. Thou must re­fer to Kanye as God-ye

2. Thy at­tire must be of the Yeezy brand

3. Only Kanye West songs can be played by thee

4. Thou must fol­low Kim on the holy In­sta­gram

5. Who­ever wear­est Puma kicks shall be banned for life

6. Thou shalt not men­tion Tay­lor Swift by­name

7. Thou must vote for Ye as pres­i­dent in 2020

8. Thou shalt not men­tion Kim’s sex tape

9. Hon­our thy Kris Jen­ner

10. Thou shalt not com­mit adul­tery (un­less thou is Tris­tan Thomp­son)

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