Miley’s got wood for Wood­stock!

NW - - Contents - Leigh Leigh Credlin DEPUTY ED­I­TOR

Sex, stars and rock’n’roll! Wood­stock’s be­ing re­vived to mark the 50th an­niver­sary of the iconic fes­ti­val in Au­gust – and it’s go­ing to be a celeb-fest! “It’s Wood­stock’s 50th and I’ll be there! Come party! I per­form on Fri­day! Which means I got the whole rest of the week­end to RAGE!” Miley Cyrus raved on her In­sta. She’ll be storm­ing the stage along with the likes of Jay-z, Imag­ine Dragons, Halsey and The Killers at the three- day mu­sic fes­ti­val in Watkins Glen, New York, from Au­gust 16-18. Hip­pie threads – and hang­overs – at the ready! Des­per­ate times...

One of the things I like least about my­self is that I can be a pretty jeal­ous per­son – es­pe­cially when it comes to dat­ing. And this week, MAFS bride Jess Pow­ers has given me a se­ri­ous case of the green-eyed mon­ster (pg 22). Not only has she scored her­self two hus­bands in as many months (whereas I can’t even get a text back...), but now there’s buzz she and Dan Webb might be preg­nant! Whaaat?!

Life can be so unfair. As Sex And The City’s Char­lotte once vented, “I have been dat­ing since I was 15. I am ex­hausted. Where is he?” So un­less there’s a reader out there who’s sin­gle, tall, hand­some and #masc, it seems I’m des­tined for life on the shelf. But if there is, do send a photo – as well as your last fi­nan­cial state­ment – to NW HQ! My mother will be eter­nally grateful.

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