Miley’s got wood for Woodstock!
Sex, stars and rock’n’roll! Woodstock’s being revived to mark the 50th anniversary of the iconic festival in August – and it’s going to be a celeb-fest! “It’s Woodstock’s 50th and I’ll be there! Come party! I perform on Friday! Which means I got the whole rest of the weekend to RAGE!” Miley Cyrus raved on her Insta. She’ll be storming the stage along with the likes of Jay-z, Imagine Dragons, Halsey and The Killers at the three- day music festival in Watkins Glen, New York, from August 16-18. Hippie threads – and hangovers – at the ready! Desperate times...
One of the things I like least about myself is that I can be a pretty jealous person – especially when it comes to dating. And this week, MAFS bride Jess Powers has given me a serious case of the green-eyed monster (pg 22). Not only has she scored herself two husbands in as many months (whereas I can’t even get a text back...), but now there’s buzz she and Dan Webb might be pregnant! Whaaat?!
Life can be so unfair. As Sex And The City’s Charlotte once vented, “I have been dating since I was 15. I am exhausted. Where is he?” So unless there’s a reader out there who’s single, tall, handsome and #masc, it seems I’m destined for life on the shelf. But if there is, do send a photo – as well as your last financial statement – to NW HQ! My mother will be eternally grateful.