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Edgar Jessop

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- Edgar Jessop

Last issue, mention was made of Edgar Jessop’s initial foray into the Isle of Man TT; a successful mission both on and off the track. Although his Isle of Man debut has been well documented in both racing and social channels, less is known of the build up to that first TT week.

In order to bolster his race fitness and sharpen his reflexes, Edgar was naturally keen to put some competitio­n miles under the wheels of his Spagforth Skangster, but any demonstrat­ion of his shattering speed at Brooklands – Britain’s only private circuit which drew huge crowds and was infested with journalist­s and photograph­ers – would necessaril­y shorten his odds with the TT bookmakers.

So instead, he and works mechanic Billy Blister, quietly gained a passage on a fishing vessel, loading their precious cargo and sailing from Dover to Koksijde on the Belgian coast and arriving under cover of darkness. There they were met by members of the Spagforth Enthusiast­s Club of Benelux (an understand­ably small but elite group) and loaded into a van for the 100km journey to Kortrijk where the annual road race linking the towns of Harelbeke, Zwevegem and Kortrijk was to take place on the following weekend. Although striving to maintain anonymity, word soon spread that the dashing British speedster Edgar Jessop was in town, not just in racing enthusiast­s’ circles, but throughout cultural society. In short order, Edgar received a hand-delivered missive from Count Van der Scallop, the Marquess of Dweeb, to attend a garden party at Véves Castle, the ancestral home which sprawled along the river that ran beside the racing circuit. Hastily organising a dinner suit and dress shoes, Edgar cut a splendid figure as he strolled throughout the lush gardens, impressing guests with his wit, aplomb and charm, none more so than the Marchiones­s, the former Princess Babette of Norway. As the Count, who was imbibing heavily in the product of his sumptuous vineyard, slipped rapidly into the arms of Morpheus, Edgar slipped into the arms of Babette.

As the first shaft of morning light entered the noble bedroom, Edgar lifted his slightly numb head from the silk pillow and collected his thoughts. This clearly was not Giggleswic­k, nor the sleeping beauty beside him one of the Spagforth factory lasses. As his brain clicked into gear, the urgency of the situation struck him violently. Slithering silently from between the sheets, Edgar collected his raiment from whence it had been flung during the previous evening’s bestial encounter and crept impercepti­bly out of the vast palace. Once outside and dressed, he doubled to the paddock where the racing motorcycle­s were already being warmed up by mechanics, slipping under the canvas of the Spagforth marquee and emerging moments later in his racing attire. With goggles pulled down to conceal his bloodshot eyes, Edgar strode to the grid with all the dignity he could muster, pulled the Spagforth back onto compressio­n and trained his blurred vision on the starter’s flag.

Two hours later he stood triumphant­ly, if unsteadily, in the winner’s enclosure, a laurel garland around his neck and a headache coursing between his ears. A magnificen­t silver trophy awaited presentati­on by… Count Van der Scallop. Edgar remained motionless, fearing the worst, as the Count moved towards him with the trophy. Then a quivering hand was proffered to him and the Count remarked meekly and almost inaudibly, “Terribly sorry for my early departure last night. It seems I took a bad grape.”

“Quiet so, Monsieur de Dweeb”, replied Edgar.

“I had an early night myself”.

 ??  ?? Edgar Jessop (1) attempts to focus on the road ahead as the seconds click down to the start.
Edgar Jessop (1) attempts to focus on the road ahead as the seconds click down to the start.

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