COOLALA OUTDOOR AIR CONDITIONER
Do you hate the temperature? Not any particular temperature, just the way you can’t control it every second of your day, especially when you go (shudder) outside? Coolala do we have a solution for you!
Is that stylish carry-on luggage with stainless-steel accents? No! It’s a portable air-conditioner - a solar-powered portable airconditioner! It’s not an evap-cooler, it has real refrigerant. Well, Coolala is only prepared to declare it “ozone-friendly rotary compression refrigerant” but that sounds like it probably isn’t that carcinogenic, right? Outside, you can cool your lala via solar panels, a “Power Station” battery, or even just an extension cord if you can’t even (sic).
None of the power systems are actually built into the Coolala. It looks hand-luggage size, but that’s without the totally separate Power Station or the folding solar panel. Also, since it’s full of refrigerant under compression, you can’t take it on a plane, which is probably ironic on some level. Or maybe not. There’s also this weird bit on their Indiegogo page that declares “stretch hose length 13-43 inches” with no other context... which seems ominous.