Dispensary Corner

IT’S been a few weeks since we last checked in on the slings and arrows of pharmacist, and star of UK Love Island, Anna Vakili’s on-air search for love.

Having seen her first lust, Sherif Lanre, was booted from the island, 28-year-old Vakili has a new boy-toy, and it’s getting serious.

Like an awkward 13-year-old, Jordan Hames, sought to take their relationship to the “next level” on Sun night’s show

Early on, Hames said he would seek the wisdom of the “boys” before attempting to sway the pharmacist’s heart.

“I want the boys’ opinion,” he said.

“I want to ask Anna to be my chick” (what a classy gent).

“I want to make a gesture now and it’ll be special and something we can remember.”

Having canvassed his male peers, Jordan made his move, taking Anna on a trip down “memory lane” - it was pretty short - walking round the villa to key places from their brief courtship, stopping off at the location where they shared their first kiss - oh the romance.

Finally, they reached the swing - this really is like some sort of teen romance, isn’t it?

With Vakili seated, it was time for Jordan’s big moment, “I’ve never trusted anyone as much as I’ve trusted you”.

“I am amazed by you,” he said. “I feel like I’m falling for you. “I wanted to ask you to be my girlfriend.”

It brought back some teen memories.