STOCKING FILLERS

Silly, small, and sweet treats for you and your player two

RESIDENT EVIL TOFU 01 TUBBZ COSPLAYING DUCK COLLECTIBLE £12.99

Is it a bird? Is it a plain (piece of tofu)? Is it a conversation starter or a friendship ender? Will it even float, in either a bathtub or a bowl of noodles? There’s only one way to find out the answer to all those questions, and that’s to place this in someone’s stocking this Christmas. All we can say for sure is that it’s bound to be a memorable gift… if nothing else.

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RATCHET & CLANK: 02 RIFT APART WATER BOTTLES £19.94 EACH

Hydration is always important, especially if you’re hopping between dimensional rifts to put more than one universe to rights. Your daily commute to work may not be quite as exciting (or as speedy) as the lombax and robot’s travels around the multiverse but the bold designs of these aluminium water bottles may just bring a touch of adventure to your day. Just don’t try to microwave them or you’ll be in for absolutely the wrong kind of adventure.

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PLAYSTATION 03 CONTROLLER STRESS BALLS £8 EACH

Did someone just give you the Resident Evil Tofu Tubbz? Are you struggling to not let slip how you really feel about it? Available in both a squidgy black and a springy white, this little stress-relieving treat designed to resemble a classic PlayStation pad may be just what you need. Failing that, you could always hurl it at the aforementioned, wayward gift-giver… Ah, much better!

lostuniverse.com PET THE FOX 04 PATTERN SOCKS £4.99

In Ghost Of Tsushima, the fox helpfully leads Jin Sakai towards many secrets. So d’you reckon if the foxes are on your feet you’ll find goodies wherever you wander? A stray fiver in the gutter, perhaps, or someone handing out free coffee? Socks as stocking gifts may be a bit of a cliché but this pattern feels like a new classic. Paired with the matching pyjama set, they’re bound to make a strong impression this Christmas day.

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