CHEEKY CONVICTS

Australia’s most notorious prisons are being rated like hotels in the style of TripAdvisor reviews. The spoof reviews even come with star ratings. Take Barwon, for example. The maximum security prison has hosted some of Victoria’s maddest and baddest, but that doesn’t stop long-time guests from having a little fun. Facebook user ‘Ned Kelly’ wrote: “The food is great, cheap, no bills, and there’s always a bed! Wait for the single cell though was a bit too long, might wanna fix that!” ‘Ned’ gave it four stars.