RUN FOR HIS MONEY

Jack stumbled into the house. “What’s wrong?” asked his wife. “I had a great idea,” he panted, smiling proudly. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved myself $3.50.”

His wife frowned. “That’s just like you, Jack. Always thinking small,” she said. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save yourself $25?” SUBMITTED BY JEFF SHAW