LIFE ON AN OCEAN WAVE

Cruise companies reveal some of the most outlandish – and amusing – remarks made by passengers on ocean liners.

One man asked the captain to turn off the engine as it was too loud.

An unhappy woman made her views known that topless sunbathers on the beach should be banned, as her husband had spent all holiday staring at other women.

Another passenger was disappointed that the ship didn’t resemble the Titanic and they should have been warned beforehand.

A first-time passenger blamed the captain for not warning him that he could get seasick and requested a list of cruises that this would not occur on.

A passenger asked for a window to be installed, even though he had booked an inside cabin room.

A female passenger sent a request for a soundproofed room because the noise of the Mediterranean kept her awake.

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