The Great Tweet-off: Rental Edition

Dodgy roommates, unstable landlords – today’s renters have a lot to deal with. And Twitter is where they vent about it all…

“My old roommate accidentally set our kitchen on fire one night, but he didn’t wake me up because he ‘didn’t want me to be mad’.” @HOLLYNHERON

“I found a bag of cheese cubes in the shower. When I asked my roommate about it, he said, ‘Oh, it’s just my shower cheese’.” @TIMDRAKE “My landlord explained our low ceilings by saying, ‘People were a lot smaller 100 years ago’.” @THEBRENPIRE “My roommate once told me, ‘You know, most people wake up if they feel someone watching them sleep. But you don’t’.” @BELLEOFBABBLE

“A possum was living in the laundry room. The landlord didn’t do anything about it because ‘People seem to like it’.” @LJ_6000