The Great Tweet-off: Christmas Edition

’Tis the season to be jolly. And snarky. And resentful. And sometimes just downright weird.

“The older you get, the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder.” @SHUTUPMIKEGINN

“Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.” @WEINERDOG4LIFE

“Nothing like opening Christmas gifts to remind you that the people you’re closest to in the world know absolutely nothing about you.” @JULIUSSHARPE

“If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?” @FRO_VO

“It doesn’t feel like I’m truly home for the holidays until I’ve taken my parents’ phones and said, ‘Here let me show you’, at least 25 times.” @ARISCOTT

“One of my four nephews just brought me wine and said, ‘Here’s your Christmas juice,’ and now he’s the one I’m leaving everything to.” @KENDRAGARDEN