Laughter, the Best Medicine
THE BEST MEDICINE
PERFECT JOKE
A woman walked into a library and wondered whether they had any books about paranoia. The librarian replied, “They’re right behind you.” Source: Reddit.com
WATERLOGGED
At a boat rental stand, the manager spots a boat out on the lake and yells through his megaphone, “Number 99, come in please, your time is up.” Several minutes pass, but the boat doesn’t return. “Boat number 99,” he again bellows, “return to the dock immediately, or I’ll have to charge you overtime.”
“Something’s wrong, boss,” his assistant says. “We only have 75 boats.”
The manager pauses, then raises his megaphone: “Boat number 66, are you OK?”
Source: Mariniste.livejournal.com