The Great Tweet-off:

Dieting Edition

It can be a struggle to diet, but there’s a funny side to be found as these tweets reveal.

“I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.” @JIMGAFFIGAN

“I’ve finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.” @FUNNYONELINERS

“Every time I start a diet, I hear the Mission Impossible theme song in my head.” @LOVENLUNCHMEAT

“Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.” @KRUNKEDROBOT

“I thought we were friends, but I see you weigh less than me now.” @ELIZASOUL80