The Great Tweet-off: Dad Jokes

You can’t help but have a chuckle at these cheesy dad joke tweets, gathered by @Dadsaysjokes.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD. It was here a minute ago.

I asked the checkout girl for a date. She said: “They’re in the fruit aisle next to the bananas.”

What do you call a man lying in front of a door? A Mat.

What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.