JUST DESERTS!

As a man steps off the kerb to cross the street, a car careers around the corner and heads straight for him. The alarmed man tries to hurry, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So he turns to go back to the pavement. Too late – the car changes lanes again. Panicked, the man freezes in the middle of the road, and just as the car is about to hit him, it comes to a screeching halt.

The driver’s window rolls down, and a squirrel pokes his head out. “See?” he says. “It’s not as easy as it looks!”