The Great Tweet-off: Work Edi­tion

Here’s what the hard work­ers of Twit­ter have to say about life in the of­fice.

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Life’s Like That -

IN­TER­VIEWER It says here your big­gest weak­ness is fo­cus­ing. ME Prob­a­bly mashed po­ta­toes. @CLICHEDOUT

I like to light­heart­edly tell my col­leagues, “Don’t even talk to me un­til I’ve had my cof­fee!” And then I never get cof­fee. @HEYJULIAJOHNS

A girl named Ruth quit work­ing at our of­fice. I’ve been re­fer­ring to the of­fice as “ruth­less” since then. Peo­ple are pissed. @GERRYHALLCOMEDY

RE­CRUITER (call­ing me at work) Are you able to talk? ME Since the age of two. @KENTWGRAHAM

We all had to sign a card for a col­legue who’s re­tir­ing and I just wrote, “Please take me with you” in it. @GLENNA_OPT

I hate the auto-flush on the of­fice bath­room toi­let; it al­ways goes off be­fore I’m even done tak­ing my nap. @TARASHOE ON TWIT­TER

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