The Great Tweet-off: Work Edition
Here’s what the hard workers of Twitter have to say about life in the office.
INTERVIEWER It says here your biggest weakness is focusing. ME Probably mashed potatoes. @CLICHEDOUT
I like to lightheartedly tell my colleagues, “Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!” And then I never get coffee. @HEYJULIAJOHNS
A girl named Ruth quit working at our office. I’ve been referring to the office as “ruthless” since then. People are pissed. @GERRYHALLCOMEDY
RECRUITER (calling me at work) Are you able to talk? ME Since the age of two. @KENTWGRAHAM
We all had to sign a card for a collegue who’s retiring and I just wrote, “Please take me with you” in it. @GLENNA_OPT
I hate the auto-flush on the office bathroom toilet; it always goes off before I’m even done taking my nap. @TARASHOE ON TWITTER