Count­ing Sheep

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Laughter -

A farmer was won­der­ing how many of his sheep had gone out to pas­ture, so he asked his sheep­dog to count them.

“There are 40,” said the dog upon his re­turn.

“That can’t be right,” said the farmer. “I only have 38.”

“I know,” said the dog. “I rounded them up.” Source: corsinet.com

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