SOCK­ING IT AWAY

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Animal Kingdom - SUB­MIT­TED BY TRACY DAVID­SON

A psy­chi­a­trist was talk­ing to a new pa­tient.

“This form says you’re here be­cause your fam­ily is very wor­ried about your taste in socks. “Is that right?” “Yes, that’s right,” replied the pa­tient. “I only like woollen socks.”

“But that’s per­fectly nor­mal,” replied the psy­chi­a­trist.

“Many peo­ple pre­fer woollen socks to those made from cot­ton or acrylic.

“In fact, I my­self like woollen socks.”

“You do?” ex­claimed the pa­tient. “With oil and vine­gar or just a squeeze of le­mon?”

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