SOCKING IT AWAY
A psychiatrist was talking to a new patient.
“This form says you’re here because your family is very worried about your taste in socks. “Is that right?” “Yes, that’s right,” replied the patient. “I only like woollen socks.”
“But that’s perfectly normal,” replied the psychiatrist.
“Many people prefer woollen socks to those made from cotton or acrylic.
“In fact, I myself like woollen socks.”
“You do?” exclaimed the patient. “With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?”