FAT BURNER

Reader's Digest Asia Pacific - - Animal Kingdom - SUB­MIT­TED BY TRACEY DAVID­SON

Just burned 8000 kilo­joules. That’s the last time I leave brown­ies in the oven while I nap.

ROUGH TIME OF IT

Do you have any idea how long I spent search­ing for my wrist­watch this morn­ing?

Be­cause I don’t.

SPACE CADET

I went to col­lege to be­come an as­tro­naut.

All I did was take up space.

CRUMMY LIFE

I went to the zoo last week and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in cap­tiv­ity.

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