All in a Day’s Work

A fellow worker was always showing up late. One morning the boss was waiting for him when he arrived. “What time do we start work around here?” he asked. “How in the heck should I know?” the worker replied. “Everybody is already working when I get in.” BRAIN RESET

CLIENT: Can I have a password reset, please?

ME: Of course. I’ve reset your password to 12345678, all numerals. You will be prompted to change the password once you log in.

CLIENT: Are all the numbers in upper or lower case? CLIENTSFROMHELL.NET RIDDLE ME THIS Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has 1000 letters? A: The post office. LAUGHFACTORY.COM

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PERSONAL TRAINER:

No pain, no gain. ME: Deal. @ABBYCOHENWL

IN THE EVENT YOU SURVIVE Life insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.” WORKJOKE.COM

SETTING GOALS Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button. HUMORTHATWORKS.COM ONE FOR THE AGES I work as a historical interpreter in a museum that depicts life in a goldrush town during the early 1900s. To enhance visitors’ experience, I often encourage them to play along and pretend they live in the era. Recently, I asked a customer if he was a new miner in town.

“No,” he replied. “I’m 35.” SUBMITTED BY KELLEIGH MARSHALL