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The medical school at the university where I work was once celebrating an event and decided to hand out gift pens with the inscription ‘Faculty of Medicine’. The more you bought from the supplier, the lower the cost, so the university bought 2000 pens. When the pens arrived, all 2000 of them read: ‘Faulty of Medicine’.

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